LASTEST
EVENT WINNERS
RESULTS
WILL CHANGE
ONCE ALL
THE HANGING CHADS ARE COUNTED
| ADULTS
ages
19 to 125 |
sponsored by:
the port house cafe | 1st
place
Darlene Delduca
winner of; 3 Ben Franklin
Federal
Reserve Notes
& the TRAVELING TROPHY |
|
sponsored
by:
greater bagnell
cycles | 2nd
place
Name & Whereabouts Unknown
winner of; 2
fifties & 5 twenties
& a restraining
order | |
sponsored by:
life flight |
3rd
place
Herr Doctor
winner of; 1/2
as much as 2nd place
&
some Turtle Wax | |
| INTERMEDIATES
ages 13 to 18 |
| 1st
place (tie)
The
Bradley Boyz
winners of;
100
smackers
& a Luciano Pavaroti
Greatest
Hits CD | |
|
| 2nd
place
Michele
Drussel
winner of;
twice
as much as 3rd place
& a chance to tryout
for
the Denver Bronco's Cheerleaders |
|
|
| 3rd
place
Chuck 'spike' Caston
cuz he's a big fellar
& he wanted 3rd place
winner of; 2
tens & 5 ones
plus anything
else he wanted | |
|
| JUNIORS
ages 12 & under |
| |
1st place
Adelbert Oostenbrink
esq.
winner of;
100
one dollar bills
& a
young Republicans tie collection |
|
| |
2nd place
Butch Parker
winner
of;
50 bucks
plus a can of static cling remover |
|
| |
3rd place
Tony O & Doc Hollywood
cuz
sometimes they act
like they were 12 years old
winners of;
25
dollars
which they gave
to charity |
|
THIS
HERE IS THE ONE & ONLY
"OFFICIAL"
WEBSITE FOR
IVAN H. JONES
& THE HATHAWAY JONES TALL
TALES FESTIVAL
DON'T BE FOOLED BY OTHER SITES
CLAIMING TO BE THE 'official' SITE
CHECK THE DATES & YOU WILL SEE . .
. read between
the lines, this is all done in the spirit of fun 
HATHAWAY JONES TALL TALES
FESTIVAL®& LOGO
ARE
A REGISTERED TRADEMARK,
USED WITH PERMISSION FROM THOSE WHO HAVE THEM REGISTERED. |
| | All
prizes in the celebrity look-a-like division MUST be shared with the EDITOR
of
the TALL TALES GAZETTE
| CELEBRITY LOOK-A-LIKES
all ages |
| 1st
place
patsy
ann mccleney
winner of;
$5,000
& a trip for 2 to
SYDNEY
AUSTRALIA | |
| 2nd
place
roberta
pedon
winner of;
$2,500 & a trip for 2 to
MAUI HAWAII |
|
| 3rd
place
idy tripoldi
winner of;
$1,000 &
a trip for 2 to
NEW YORK CITY | |
|
The
last TALL TALES event was a sellout, with record attendance a full capacity
crowd enjoyed a full range of entertainment.
A
local official who wish to be unnamed went on the record as saying the turnout
"was
bigger than when we sank
the Mary D. Hume."
More details on the
exact number of attendees when counts are complete.
SPONSORS
of the big show included:
the following
fine folks,
and some others who didn't
get their ad in on time ! ! !
| FRESH
BAKED PIES ON SALE NOW, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TSUNAMI ZONE |
THE PORT
HOUSE CAFE |
| |
TRANSPORTATION
FOR CONTESTANTS PROVIDED BY:
 |
| |
TALL
TALES GAZETTE WEBSITE SPONSOR 
OUTSIDE THE
TSUNAMI ZONE
"If
this site offends you, this must be your first time on the inter-net."
I. H. Jones 09-21-37
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