1937/TALL/TALES/GAZETTE/HATHAWAY/JONES/TALL/TALES/FESTIVAL/BAGNELL/OREGON/ON-LINE/UNDERGROUND/NEWS/PUBLICATION/ELLENSVILLE/1937

TALL TALES FESTIVAL WINNERS
LASTEST EVENT WINNERS
RESULTS WILL CHANGE
ONCE ALL THE HANGING CHADS ARE COUNTED

ADULTS
ages 19 to 125

sponsored by:
the port house cafe
1st place
Darlene Delduca

winner of; 3 Ben Franklin
Federal Reserve Notes

& the TRAVELING TROPHY

sponsored by:
greater bagnell cycles
2nd place
Name & Whereabouts Unknown

winner of;
2 fifties & 5 twenties
& a restraining order

sponsored by:
life flight

3rd place
Herr Doctor

winner of;
1/2 as much as 2nd place

& some Turtle Wax


INTERMEDIATES
ages 13 to 18
1st place (tie)
The Bradley Boyz
winners of;
100 smackers
& a Luciano Pavaroti
Greatest Hits CD
2nd place
Michele Drussel
winner of;
twice as much as 3rd place
& a chance to tryout for
the Denver Bronco's Cheerleaders
3rd place
Chuck 'spike' Caston
cuz he's a big fellar

& he wanted 3rd place

winner of;
2 tens & 5 ones
plus anything else he wanted

JUNIORS
ages 12 & under
1st place
Adelbert Oostenbrink esq.
winner of;
100 one dollar bills
& a young Republicans tie collection
2nd place
Butch Parker
winner of;
50 bucks
plus a can of static cling remover
3rd place
Tony O & Doc Hollywood
cuz sometimes they act
like they were 12 years old

winners of;
25 dollars
which they gave to charity

THIS HERE IS THE ONE & ONLY
"OFFICIAL" WEBSITE FOR

IVAN H. JONES

& THE HATHAWAY JONES TALL TALES FESTIVAL
DON'T BE FOOLED BY OTHER SITES CLAIMING TO BE THE 'official' SITE
CHECK THE DATES & YOU WILL SEE . . .

read between the lines, this is all done in the spirit of fun

HATHAWAY JONES TALL TALES FESTIVAL®& LOGO
ARE A REGISTERED TRADEMARK,

USED WITH PERMISSION FROM THOSE WHO HAVE THEM REGISTERED.
 
All prizes in the celebrity look-a-like division MUST be shared with the EDITOR of
the TALL TALES GAZETTE

CELEBRITY LOOK-A-LIKES
all ages
1st place
patsy ann mccleney
winner of;
$5,000 & a trip for 2 to
SYDNEY AUSTRALIA
2nd place
roberta pedon
winner of;

$2,500
& a trip for 2 to
MAUI HAWAII
3rd place
idy tripoldi

winner of;
$1,000 & a trip for 2 to
NEW YORK CITY

The last TALL TALES event was a sellout, with record attendance a full capacity crowd enjoyed a full range of entertainment.

A local official who wish to be unnamed went on the record as saying the turnout
"was bigger than when we sank
the Mary D. Hume."

More details on the exact number of attendees when counts are complete.


SPONSORS of the big show included:
the following fine folks,
and some others who didn't
get their ad in on time ! ! !

FRESH BAKED PIES ON SALE NOW, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TSUNAMI ZONE
THE PORT HOUSE CAFE

TRANSPORTATION FOR CONTESTANTS PROVIDED BY:


TALL TALES GAZETTE WEBSITE SPONSOR

OUTSIDE THE TSUNAMI ZONE

"If this site offends you, this must be your first time on the inter-net."
I. H. Jones 09-21-37

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TALL TALES FESTIVAL ALUMNI DINNER
COVERAGE ON PAGE THREE


The Tall Tales Gazette IS NOT Associated With The Tall Tales Festival Or The Friends Of Hathaway Jones.
The Inclusion Of That Festival's Results Are For Entertainment Purposes ONLY.

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