Someone with some common sense to help our government fix the economic mess. Republicans
or Democrats need NOT apply.
CONTACT: The Commander and Chief ASAP
EDITORIAL STAFF MEMBER:
The Tall Tales Gazette is looking for staff members for it's sister publication
Edgewater @ Night
Great pay, AND all you can drink.
Verifiable experience required
(DUI's and arrest records OK)
Apply at BAGNELL B.O.O.B.S.
Oregons Original Beer
NO MORE ADS THIS WEEK
THERE AIN'T NO JOBS
GMC pickup truck with stake bed sides used for airport maintenance, low mileage,
needs some body work, but runs good.
see front page headline story for pic
CONTACT: Big Bend International Airport Maintenance Department
Airplane, used for executive transportation all amenities. Needs new prop and
Can be seen at Big Bend Airport
seats front row center @ the Beatles reunion next Saturday at the Bagnell-Dome
Sell for what I paid for them $125 ea.
CONTACT: concert cancelled
NEWEST CLUB SCENE
OPEN 6 pm TIL 6 am
FRIDAY THRU SUNDAY
pm THRU 6 am
FREE PARKING ACROSS THE STREET
From 1am until 5am
All storage units w/ late
fees owed will be sold this weekend at the Bagnell Ocean Pacific Mini Storage
@ 4:30am SHARP
Tall Tales Gazette is getting out of the Domain Name business to concentrate it's
efforts on historical investigative reporting.
Domain Names For Sale
prices USD payable in Federal Reserve Notes,
unless otherwise negotiated
H. Jones announces the marraige of Granddaughters
Ivana & Iwana Jones
MR. & Mr. Bradley
Ceremony to be held at
this Sunday @ 2 pm
The couples are registered at the Agness Factory Outlet
All are invited provided you bring a gift or make a donation to the
Bagnell Food Bank
couples will honeymoon in Edgewater, Colorado
Tall Tales Gazette Complex
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or it's sister publication
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GAZETTE's next issue with:
FERGY, the HAMMER
& SOME HOPS
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