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THE ON-LINE LISTINGS FOR WHAT YOU NEED

HELP WANTED

NEEDED: Someone with some common sense to help our government fix the economic mess. Republicans or Democrats need NOT apply.
CONTACT: The Commander and Chief ASAP


EDITORIAL STAFF MEMBER: The Tall Tales Gazette is looking for staff members for it's sister publication
Edgewater @ Night

CONTACT: Human Resources Dept.


NEEDED: Taste Testers
Great pay, AND all you can drink.
Verifiable experience required !
(DUI's and arrest records OK)
Apply at BAGNELL B.O.O.B.S.
Brewing Oregons Original Beer
and Spirits


NO MORE ADS THIS WEEK
CUZ
THERE AIN'T NO JOBS

FOR SALE

1957 GMC pickup truck with stake bed sides used for airport maintenance, low mileage, needs some body work, but runs good.
see front page headline story for pic
CONTACT: Big Bend International Airport Maintenance Department


Cessna Commercial Airplane, used for executive transportation all amenities. Needs new prop and landing gear.
Can be seen at Big Bend Airport
CONTACT: SOLD

4 seats front row center @ the Beatles reunion next Saturday at the Bagnell-Dome
Sell for what I paid for them $125 ea.
CONTACT: concert cancelled


BAGNELL's NEWEST CLUB SCENE
OPEN 6 pm TIL 6 am
FRIDAY THRU SUNDAY
EVERY WEDNESDAY
6 pm THRU 6 am

FREE PARKING ACROSS THE STREET
@ THE BREWERY


Brewery Tours Daily
From 1am until 5am

BAGNELL B.O.O.B.S.
Brewing Oregons Original Beer
& Spirits


LEGAL NOTICES

All storage units w/ late fees owed will be sold this weekend at the Bagnell Ocean Pacific Mini Storage
@ 4:30am
SHARP

The Tall Tales Gazette is getting out of the Domain Name business to concentrate it's efforts on historical investigative reporting.


Various Domain Names For Sale

HathawayJones.com
$ expenses to date
Z1RTC.com
CHEAP
RDHume.com
SOLD
RogueCycles.com
$150
EJPotter.com
SOLD
stuffIstole.com
$100
ECManning.com
SOLD
CONTACT:

All prices USD payable in Federal Reserve Notes,
unless otherwise negotiated



 
ANNOUNCEMENTS

Ivan H. Jones announces the marraige of Granddaughters
Ivana & Iwana Jones to
MR. & Mr. Bradley
Ceremony to be held at
Bagnell Cathederal
this Sunday @ 2 pm
The couples are registered at the Agness Factory Outlet Store
All are invited provided you bring a gift or make a donation to the Bagnell Food Bank

The couples will honeymoon in Edgewater, Colorado


GRAND OPENING


Located in the
Tall Tales Gazette Complex


It's not to late to enter the giveaway for a years free subscription to the
Tall Tales Gazette
or it's sister publication
Edgewater @ Night



ADVERTISE YOUR SITE OR BLOG
ON THE TALL TALES GAZETTE
AD PAGE
SIX MONTHS FOR $25.00 USD OR
$35.00 USD FOR A FULL YEAR
Contact: Ad Department


RETURNING DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND

The comics will be back in the
GAZETTE's next issue with:
THE CHRONICLES OF

FERGY, the HAMMER & SOME HOPS



 

 



THE FINE PRINT
DISCLAIMER:
Tall Tales Gazette, Ivan H. Jones, and the Doc 'Hollywood' Jones depicted here are ALL totally fictitious characters and in no way related to any one we know.All photographs were posted on the internet, and therefore in the public domain,
All celebrity names are just that,
no longer a private person but a public person.
The celebs who can't laugh along with their names on this site will be removed and made fun of in a more humiliating way.
ANY resemblance to anyone alive or dead is purely coincidental.
That also holds true for any specific place, city, town or otherwise.
If you wish to use any material from this website any any shape of form you must have the webmasters written permission.
If you wish to acquire any of the names listed above for your own purposes, they are for sale.
Contact the owner of this website for more information.
NO LOOKY LOU'S


The First Amendment was ratified on
December 15, 1791.
The Amendment states:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

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