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WE
ARE PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THE OPENING OF OUR BREWERY IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE BAGNELL
FACTORY OUTLET STORES |
BREWERY
TOURS CONDUCTED DAILY FROM 1 AM UNTIL 5 AM |
SHOP
TIL YOU DROP AT THE MALL NEXT DOOR, THEN COME IN FOR A BOTTLE OR TWO OF OUR FINEST
BEER OR SPIRITS |
WHILE
SHOPPING AT THE MALL, REMEMBER TO SAVE SOME DOUGH FOR PURCHASING A JUG OR TWO
FROM US AT OUR GIFT SHOP |
IF
YOU ARE TAKING THE FREE BREWERY TOUR PLEASE REMEMBER : |
SINCE WE LET YOU SAMPLE THE STUFF UNTIL YOU CAN'T STAND, YOU MUST LEAVE YOUR CAR
KEYS AT THE DOOR |
IT'S
NOT THAT WE DON'T WANT YOU DRIVING HOME, BUT SINCE YOU CAN'T STAND WE'RE SURE
YOU WON'T REMEMBER WHERE YOU PARKED |
SO
WHILE YOU ARE PASSED OUT WE SELL YOUR CAR FOR SCRAP, THAT'S HOW WE CAN AFFORD
ALL THE FREE SAMPLES ON THE TOUR |
BAGNELL
B.O.O.B.S. Brewing Oregons Original Beer & Spirits is the registered trademark
of THE FIRST AMENDENT
which was Ratified on December 15, 1791. The Amendment States: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances. |